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Coming Soon: Santa’s North Pole Estate

If you’ve ever dreamed of owning a home filled with holiday magic, get ready. Santa’s North Pole Estate will be listed on the first of the year. Yes—that Santa. And he keeps this property in excellent shape. No deferred maintenance here. ...

Chinese Horoscope for Los Angeles Homes

In Celebration of the New Year, here's the Chinese horoscope for Los Angeles homes: Rat (2020, 2008, 1996, etc.): Character: Homes born under the Rat Year in LA are clever and resourceful. Location: They thrive in neighborhoods like Eagle ...

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas: A Realtor’s Tale

'Twas the Night Before Christmas: A Realtor's Tale 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Harb's sign was carefully placed on the lawn, hoping that eager buyers would s...

Twas the Night Before Christmas COVID Style

Over the years, I have revamped Twas the Night Before Christmas into a real estate version. And unfortunately for 2020 I have rewritten my version yet again, in keeping with the unusual year we have all had. ‘Twas the night before Christma...

Twas the Night Before Christmas Realtor Style

This is my take.... Twas the Night Before Christmas Realtor Style ‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Harb’s sign was placed in the lawn with care with the hope...

Learn your home’s horoscope for the Year of the Rooster

Find your Chinese Zodiac sign and learn your home's horoscope for the year of the rooster. Rat Homes: Relationships actively thrive in rat homes. Moreover, these dwellings are purposefully designed for entertaining. Decorating Style: Embrace ...